What might James Randi say to believers who want to produce “thoughtographs” like 1970s charlatan Ted Serios?
Answer: “You can’t be Serios!”
What does the theory of relativity have in common with beer?
Answer: Ein stein.
What could we call the study of the misperception of owls as extraterrestrial creatures (like Mothman et al.)?
What is the supposition that unexplained disturbances are caused by a troubled spirit?
Answer: A polter-guess.
A jesting disparagement of the “apparition” at Knock, Ireland, in 1879 might be called what?
Answer: A knock Knock joke.
What can we call one-sided “meanings” offered by those who won’t listen to evidence?
What was the supposed sasquatch doing when he left non-hoaxed tracks?
Answer: Going bear-foot.
What drives a plot to make money with a fake ghost?
Answer: A con-spirit, see?
What might Star Wars’ Chewbacca be called if he turned vampire?
What would be the least funny things about monster eggs?”
Answer: Bad yolks.