What happened to the astrologer who went to Hollywood?
Answer: He became star-struck.
If ETs were wizards, what would they be practicing?
What would be the genre of a TV melodrama about New Agers, if produced by a certain talk-show host?
Answer: A soap Oprah.
What might the superstitious call an outbreak they believed had an evil spirit in its makeup?
How are a “haunted” house and a ghost hunter different?
Answer: One’s “ghosts” are perceived as “orbs,” while the other’s orbs perceive ghosts.
What kind of sandwich would describe the skeptical satirist?
Answer: A “ham” on wry.
What should an astrologer’s forecast be called when proven inaccurate?
Answer: A horrid-scope.
How should we describe the dogmatist who’s given to bad wordplay?
What is the likely explanation for two different “strange mysteries?”
Answer: Pair of normals.
How are a skeptical mathematician and a pro-ESP statistician different?
Answer: Let me count the ways!