I once ran over myself with a tractor. Not related, I know, but it was pretty scary. First time I ever drove, on a tractor, on gravel, down hill. Swerved back and forth until my friend and I were thrown off. He looked up and saw it tipping over on him (it didn’t). I looked up and saw the back tire bounce, barely touch my hip (ripping my pants a little) and land on the other side of me before going off into the ditch. To this date I’m the only person I have ever known or heard of stupid enough to have run over themselves. I almost died. Almost got cut in half. I liked those pants. Good thing they were already brown.